ZDOOM DOTH PWN ALL!!!

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At first, you are just going around the forums, asking around to see if anyone has any ideas as to who might have stolen ZDoom off of Randy Heit's hard drive. While you're doing this, you'll be doing random tasks (like killing MDX or people asking for warez, etc). Then, when someone finally has a good idea as to who may be behind the ZDoom theft, the world is invaded by demons. Lots of demons. So many demons that it's a lot of demons. Then these demons teleport into real life, and then we have a problem. Human life is in danger.

After three years (of the human race fighting a losing battle), the ZDoom forum regulars meet in some techbase place, where they attempt to form a plan to kill the demons. After a load of stupid ideas brought by stupidity, some archaeologist guy brings back ancient text from somewhere. This text stated simply "The one who owns THE gun, fears not..." Wondering whether this text was actually saying anything useful was yet to be discovered. Then, the same archaeologist found a rather big gun. He guessed it was THE gun... and it was surprisingly advanced. It uses standard energy cells for ammo. The real surprise was when someone actually tested it on a horde of monsters. It launched a green ball which trailed a mass of fire. In essence, it was a nuclear firewave thrower. Quite powerful...

Overnight, most of the forumers went away. In fact, only one, Mr. Tee, was left. He tells you what happened, that some... force went about the base. It possessed everyone else. One of them, Giest118, actually took THE gun...

Knowing that this is the biggest problem ever, you go out on a hunt for the forum-goers and try to bring them back to their senses. And stuff.

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I don't know why this was on the "in progress" page for so long.